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This toothpaste is designed to knock you unconscious
Do you have trouble sleeping? You could drink a glass of warm milk, or open a window. Alternately, you could start using toothpaste designed to knock you out.
PearlyDreams (endorsed by Aerosmith's Brad Whitford, so you know it's legit) is toothpaste with Melatonin, Balm Mint, Valerian and Passionflower inside, all of which should combine to ease you into a peaceful slumber. Not a bad idea, really, until you mistakenly use it in the morning and then have to struggle to stay awake all day. I'll stick to just drinking heavily every night, thank you very much.
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By Kraka at 1:59 PM ON 09/16/09
You know, for those of us that do have trouble sleeping, if this works, it'd be amazing.
By Asher at 3:48 PM ON 09/16/09
Melatonin, Balm Mint, Valerian and Passionflower is a latin phrase meaning "doesn't work"
By Ed at 8:25 PM ON 09/16/09
Um just take a couple benadryl and you will be knocked out...
By gRis at 8:42 PM ON 09/16/09
@Asher: Melatonin is used to treat insomnia, so it looks like it should work.
By Dave.T at 8:50 PM ON 09/16/09
I don't know about you, but I spit out my toothpaste while brushing. For this to work wouldn't you have to swallow it?
By Al at 12:48 AM ON 09/17/09
What if you use this in the morning and drive to work? Will it result in a DUI? Will you pass out at your morning meeting? :)
"I woke up so tired, I forgot which toothpaste to use in the morning, officer."
By itisspencer at 12:57 PM ON 09/17/09
Valerian is natures Valium, Melatonin assists in brain chemistry for insomniacs. this should work and be more effective in reducing Tooth decay in Herbalists.
By Rhehudio at 1:16 PM ON 09/17/09
Total date rape toothpaste. I think it should be distributed to prisoners, and used right when children get home from school. This would save a fortune in meals at home, and make the dingiest toothed individual really fearful looking.
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