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'Laptop Burka' may be the most useless product ever
The questionably-named Laptop Burka is essentially a sheet you drape over you and your laptop when outdoors to provide privacy and a glare shield. Yes, the makers of this $36 sheet expect you to sit in public with it over you.
If you're really worried about glare and privacy, here's a solution: your house. Just stay inside. Sitting on a park bench with a sheet over you is a good way for a hobo to get into a fight with you over territories, as he'll mistake you for one of his own. Also, you'll look like a complete jackass.
By laptopburka at 3:00 PM ON 09/23/09
Laptop Burka / GEEK SHEET is for the serious laptop computer traveler that isnt sitting in some AC office or locked up in a dark closet. Computer users today want a 100% glare free work enviorment. High tech writers and computer companys today just dont get it ! Users want a 100% portable glare free work space. GEEK SHEET brings that to the user. GEEK SHEET out performs "any computer shade or anti glare filter" in the market today. Serious laptop users could careless what anyone thinks as long as it allows them to get their work done.
Dont be fooled by high tech writers that dont have their facts straight. log onto the website to see the GEEK SHEET $16.99 not including shipping. Say good bye to glare GEEK SHEET !
By wow. at 3:37 PM ON 09/23/09
wow.
By Anonymoose at 6:36 PM ON 09/23/09
I immediately distrust laptopburka, due entirely to the misuse of 'companys' vs the proper plural 'companies'.. Is that textist of me?
By Default at 7:08 PM ON 09/23/09
No, not textist. You're in the clear.
The only use I see for this is to destroy what little dignity and reputation you may have left...and at 36 bucks, that's a steal!
By Mansquito at 12:57 PM ON 09/24/09
Will this prevent the mosquitoes from sucking my battery dry? If so, I'd recommend this from anyone that hates it when mosquitoes steal power from your laptop. It's bad enough they take our blood!
By Random Hero at 5:50 AM ON 09/30/09
The New Porn Poncho! Now you can download porn discreetly anywhere, like work, the mall, at a restaurant, in church or even your kids Christmas play and no one is the wiser. Even those with the sickest of fetishes can download in public and feel as secure as if they were at home.
By laptopburka at 10:59 AM ON 09/30/09
Laptop Burka / Geek Sheet After a serious on line threat I pulled the plug on the site . Laptop Burka / Geek Sheet is back !
New productline GEEK SHEIK is coming soon. No more glare hassels ! www.laptopburka.com Min order 500 units
By laptopburka at 10:17 AM ON 10/02/09
Youand I both know those anti glare filters dont work outside. You also know those half shell computer shades let the other 50% of the glare into your screen.
Serious laptop users could careless what anyone else thinks about what they are doing !
If serious glare is a problem for you there is "no computer shade or high tech filter on the market today that can out perform GEEK SHEET"
Wow thats got to hurt when something so simple cant be beat any other product on the market .
Be a leader not a follower ! Geek Sheet by Laptop Burka !
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