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USB Chainsaw. USB Chainsaw? USB CHAINSAW!!!!!!
Co-workers driving you mad? Don't like your office chair? Secretary forgot to put sugar in your tea? Well, cubicle jockeys, here is the answer: the USB chainsaw. Just $59.95 plus shipping* will allow you to go postal in your office — after all, who's not going to lend you their stapler if you're brandishing this baby?
As peripherals go, however, it's not quite the USB Trouser Press that I've been lobbying those clever people at Brando, Thanko et al for (I am, as you should know, a lover not a fighter.) But do you know what? It comes pretty darn close.
*Do you think this might be a joke? Answers on the back of a magician's assistant (Magic Circle-approved) please.
USB Chainsaw Via Engadget
By Fuzzy Green at 8:35 AM ON 07/08/09
WTF? Is that from their going postal range?
Products for your tech-abled killer.
Why on earth would they make that thing? Why?!
By Wired Dragon at 12:01 PM ON 07/08/09
Best.
Invention.
Ever.
By bob at 2:44 PM ON 07/08/09
shenanigans! 5VDC at max 500mA? no way that can run a chainsaw with any decent kind of torque, unless it's an electric chainsaw that can recharge via USB (which would IMHO not be a USB-Chainsaw).
By cdl1701 at 3:38 PM ON 07/08/09
ROCK!!!!!!!
To quote Wired Dragon
"Best.
Invention.
Ever"
By BobMonkeypimp at 7:53 PM ON 07/08/09
When zombies attack your office who'll be laughing then? The maniac with the chainsaw plugged into his pc, that's who.. You know, the guy whos workspace always smells like rotting flesh. The guy who always brings his sister to work parties, that's who. The guy who's house gets blown away by tornadoes on a regular basis.. Your regular tech-savvy buttfucking hillbilly, that's who.
By Mr.C at 2:01 PM ON 07/09/09
HELL YA!!!!!
By DemonHatchet at 11:29 PM ON 07/09/09
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