

Wolverine has some fun tricks up his sleeve — and under his flesh, actually. He heals quick, his bones are made of virtually indestructible adamantium, and everybody's envious of his retractable claws.
So how about the rest of us mere mortals? Well, if you weren't born a mutant, there's still hope in the wild world of implants. Want a robotic arm like Bishop's? They exist. Want to sling metal like Magneto? You can do that, too.
It's all inside — click Continue to check out eight body implants that make super powers a reality.
In the future: Haworth can do more than just pick up ball bearings. Since he's got a rare earth magnet literally at his fingertip, he can "sense" electromagnetic fields, such as if an electric cord is live or if a hard drive is about to stall. You probably won't see the Geek Squad rushing out to get subdermal magnets implanted, though, as body mods become more popular, it'll be interesting to see what functional applications they serve, too.
In the future: While a prosthetic leg can more or less be something to just balance on, an arm needs to be fully articulate to be useful — especially when it comes to the hands — and the DEKA arm is so sensitive that it can pinch a grape without bursting it. In theory, the DEKA arm is far stronger than a human one, though the connectors attaching it to the body can't quite stand the same load. Still, imagine what this baby could do all juiced up! Now we just need a bionic shoulder (or hell, a body like Colossus) to handle it.
In the future: Brain-machine interfaces represent a unique way for us to interact with robots on a very articulate level. Really, you could do whatever you're doing in your home right now, but in London, controlling a robot there. Beyond simple telepresence, it allows for applications such as a surgeon performing a difficult operation from afar, or soldiers fighting without even stepping onto the battlefield.
In the future: Turn a prosthetic speech implant up to 11 and you've got yourself a sonic scream, à la Banshee. Make it waterproof and you're just as "super powered" as Aquaman Sammy "Squidboy" Paré. Special throat mics already allow for sub-vocal communication, but implants would take that a step further, perhaps facilitating the ability to speak where we normally wouldn't be able to.
In the future: There's a pretty rich stable of glowy-eyed heroes and villains in the Marvel universe. (Actually, you could probably find any Marvel character with LED-like eyes somewhere in the plethora of comics.) We'll give this one to Cable, though, who rocks a bionic eye (nice try, Longshot — you're not fooling anyone). Rob Spence already plans to put a video camera in his prosthetic, now he just needs to include a variety of vision enhancers and he'll be a match for the time traveling cyborg.
In the future: What we've got here is a genuine DIY superhero, with a little imagination. Plenty of Marvel heroes have a "touch stuff" power. Rogue sucks the life out of people, for instance. Gambit powers up his throwing cards. Though not as flashy, RFID Man is using the technology the way he should in our mutantless world. His neck project? To get his radio frequency ID'd hand to start his car's ignition.
In the future: With a nickname like the "bionic ear," we want to be able to hear a pin drop from a mile away. Superhuman hearing is one of those often tacked-on powers to round out any superhero, though it's worth noting that Banshee — mentioned earlier for his sonic scream — makes good use of it, and even passed on the trait to his daughter, Siryn. Really, though, we'd settle for a cochlear implant that doesn't take up so much of the skull's real estate, as the solution is used for both adults and kids.
In the future: An implant that pumps you full of electricity? If we lived in the Marvel universe, someone would get a ton of these things installed and let Zeus loose. Here in the real world, however, it seems a bit like an electrical Soma. But maybe we need a little bit of that. Psychiatrists have found that not all patients respond well to pill treatments and — if happy's happy — who's to frown on a shocking little implant?
By Mr. Gumsandals at 8:25 AM ON 05/01/09
May I nominate this post for best title of the year.
By Powerslave at 8:40 AM ON 05/01/09
Wife was born deaf, in Dec she had cochlear implants installed...changed everything!! Truly amazing tech! Her new nick-names include "7 of 9" and "6 Million Dollar Woman"!!
By sacredsquid at 9:47 AM ON 05/01/09
I have a subdermal magnet and rfid implant so far.
2 out of 8 aint bad!
By Dave T at 11:53 AM ON 05/01/09
I'm waiting for nano-tech infused artificial lenses for my eyes before going under the knife/laser for cataract surgery. I want a HUD and maybe even IR/UV vision.
By Dave T at 11:58 AM ON 05/01/09
I'd be careful with those sub-dermal rare earth magnets imbedded in your finger tips. Hold your credit card with the wrong hand and you find yourself contacting your card company for a replacement.
By Kage at 3:28 PM ON 05/01/09
I don't want a tracking system in me that lets anyone else know where I am. Other than that, most of this stuff seems pretty useful.
By John Davis at 3:31 PM ON 05/01/09
No way dude tthat is some cool stuff!
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By Leodavinci0 at 3:36 PM ON 05/01/09
You left out Deep Brain Stimulators and Spinal Cord Stimulators. And there are all sorts of Implantable Pulse Generators that do so many different things. What Rob Spence is doing is a gimmick. For the real juicy retinal prosthesis stuff look at what Mass Gen Hospital, Second Sight, and the University of Illinois at Chicago are doing.
By Kevin Hall at 4:09 PM ON 05/01/09
@Leodavinci0
I also left out breast implants. D:
Thanks for the comment. I'll check 'em out!
By jdmimic at 10:04 PM ON 05/01/09
While still cool, the cochlear ear implants are old tech. The really cool new stuff is the (as yet) experimental gene therapy that actually regrows damaged cells in the inner ear. Course, we'll probably still need the implants for people that are born deaf rather than made deaf.
By Television SPy at 12:00 AM ON 05/02/09
get me one of those DEKA arms now..
By Capissen at 1:58 AM ON 05/02/09
Actually, the subdermal magnetic implants didn't go all too well in the long run. IIRC, he used a silicon casing which eventually biodegraded, causing the magnets to grind together and break. I'd get one in a heartbeat if they could just perfect the technology, though.
By renrae at 11:09 AM ON 05/02/09
In an institute in the netherlands, they can implant jewels into your eyes.
An LED light is cool, too, though. It's all pretty cool, actually.
By Preston at 6:27 PM ON 05/02/09
I'm surprised you didn't have X-Men: Wolverine banners preceding every device. Maybe if you subtly and cleverly inserted Marvel characters' superpowers into the descriptions instead of randomly plopping it in the info.
By IsoTek at 1:10 AM ON 05/03/09
You guys do know that The Six Million Dollar Man (Lee Majors) is promoting a new rechargable micro hearing aid?
By wavelengthcather at 7:06 PM ON 05/03/09
what do you think of ET implants?
By Walid at 3:19 AM ON 05/04/09
Maybe we're supposed to be miserable sometime or all the times, a state of mind thing perhaps!
By Kixie at 9:30 AM ON 05/04/09
Sub-dermal rare-earth magnets reject. Google for it, there's some pretty graphic images. They've been having some luck coating them heavily with silicon, but I understand rejection is still a problem even then.
By MEDIC at 10:12 AM ON 05/04/09
You left out prostetic eyes for the blind!
By Martin Lewis at 11:00 AM ON 05/04/09
Some of those are just too crazy!
By Dearborn at 11:09 PM ON 05/04/09
Lame
By MorVeuXx at 7:31 PM ON 05/07/09
About #6, there is already a firm, in Calif I think, whose doing that... You can open any door, start your car, etc, and all of that with the help of a little RFID chip!
By emag at 10:01 PM ON 05/07/09
My brother went deaf from meningitis in the early 80's. Got a cochlear implant (both sides) a few years ago; it gave him his life back. He says it's nice to be able to turn it off for complete silence. Sounded like scifi when we first heard about it.
By Wolverinechic95 at 5:56 PM ON 06/20/09
im gonna try inplants to where i have retractible claws. like wolverine. im so obsessed with it. ill withstand the pain.
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