Normal desks are for poor people. You are a master of the universe, and therefore deserve to do your web surfing on something that looks like it was delivered from a very expensive alien spaceship. Also, it should have a super-pretentious name. Enter the Globus Scriptorium.

This ludicrous setup is basically a big, white orb that opens up to reveal a chair and a desk. It saves space when closed up, which is nice, but I hope you don't want to keep anything sitting on your desk, as it'll just slide off when you close it up. Oh, and the pricetag is a hefty $7,000 (plus $400 shipping!), so I hope you really want your desk to have a pretentious name.

Via Hammacher Schlemmer