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Bear sleeping bag will keep you safe from bear attacks, I assume
If your deathly fear of bears has kept you from going camping, that's really too bad. Camping is a great way to get in touch with nature and escape the day-to-day hassles of city living for a weekend. So why be afraid? Just get a Sleeping Bear Pack and face your fears while also staying nice and safe.
As you can see, the Sleeping Bear Pack is a sleeping bag that looks like a real bear. And why would a bear attack another bear? It just doesn't make sense. Sure, it might try to seduce another bear, but if you remain still it should, like all intelligent mammals, take the hint. Plus, you'll get over your fear of bears by sleeping inside of a harmless approximation of one, right? So go ahead, get camping.
Eiko Ishizawa, Via Random Good Stuff
By trsim at 3:04 PM ON 02/19/09
Best. Article. Ever.
By Elle at 7:25 PM ON 02/19/09
This is so cool.
By hippiemaniac420 at 7:54 PM ON 02/19/09
Maybe Stephen Colbert, from The Colbert Report, should get one of these, eh? We all know how much he hates bears...lol.
By Anonymous at 8:03 AM ON 02/20/09
Cool, I want one.
the only problem is if the bear tries to hump you.
By firstgold at 1:09 AM ON 02/22/09
WHERE CAN WE GET THESE?
By stephc23 at 11:32 AM ON 02/23/09
I'm not so sure I want to be sleeping in the belly of a Godless killing machine.
By martinex at 6:25 AM ON 02/24/09
What about hunters?
By legalize everything at 12:55 AM ON 03/06/09
"Sure, it might try to seduce another bear, but if you remain still it should, like all intelligent mammals, take the hint."
Not if that bear's in a fraternity...
By Chris at 11:34 AM ON 03/06/09
Hrm... it reminds me of the B'ougar. Y'know, the statue you put on the end of your bed that looks like a bear but sounds like a cougar so when you wake up in the night afraind of nothing, you can have something to be afraid of to keep your manhood?
I thknk Cinco made this as well...
By JON wright at 12:16 AM ON 07/06/09
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