Come along with us, dear readers, and wallow in luxury on an airplane built for a zillionaire. Lufthansa Technik, the luxo-sport decorating and customization arm of the fabled German airline, gives us a peek, with a gorgeous group of unreal renders depicting what the good life must be like aboard its proposed VIP Saloon. Take a peek — it's the perfect playground for a boisterous batch of bailed-out banker billionaires.

Imagine having a huge house party aboard this tricked-out Airbus A380, cavorting in its sitting rooms, bouncing on the big beds, splashing in the showers and gorging in gluttony galore. Meanwhile, all the "little people" sit in their conventional chairs in the back, ready and waiting to cater to your every whim. Great idea, Lufthansa — teasing us with such gaudy excess during the biggest recession in ages.