Some of the craziest watches come out of Japan ranking high on odd design but low on function. Such is the case with the new EIN Cyber Heartbeat LED, but at least the artificial heart monitor display can be used to fake out the gullible and boost your geek profile.

The watch heart monitor display charges via USB computer input and the actual time telling formulation is as brutal as it gets for this kind of LED wrist candy (a diagram is provided to teach you how to read the time). Perfect for time crunched faux-spies or panhandlers hoping to alarm strangers with beeping, flashing mortal doom, you can pick one up in black or stainless steel for 25,200 yen ($290) here.

Via Technabob