Are you looking for that perfect gift for the smoker in your life? Something that says, "hey, your shortsightedness is going to come to a point sooner or later." Or, "hey, in the future, you'll die slowly thanks to your disgusting habit." Well, that kind of goes against the spirit of Christmas! But OK!

This delightful lamp is made out of an oxygen tank, standing nice and tall and shouting out for all to see that a certain someone will have trouble with their lungs soon. No, it doesn't work, unfortunately, but when the time comes for that you can be sure the hospital will provide it. Until then, enjoy the light that comes from this morbid piece of furniture.

Yab Design, via Nerd Approved