Sure, you could simply buy peanut butter in a jar, if you were lazy and didn't care about peanut butter. Alternately, you could take a pound of peanuts and turn them into a pound of delicious, creamy, homemade peanut butter that'll make your PB&J's the talk of the town. The choice is yours.

If you chose the latter option, good for you! All you need is this awesome-looking Peanut Butter Machine. Simply load it up with nuts, crank it up, and you'll have a thick stream of peanut butter cascading down into either a cup or your mouth, depending on how you have the contraption set up. It makes both creamy and chunky peanut butter, so you have a choice there, and I want one so, so, so badly.

Lighter Side, via Boing Boing Gadgets