If you're going to tool around town on a scooter, you might as well equip it as a roving hot spot with GPS, a pirate radio station and enough power to juice up an electric guitar. Now that's a scooter.

Unfortunately, no such scooter exists for sale. You'll just need to retrofit your own scooter with all the necessary equipment. Luckily, this is the internet, so there's a walkthrough to help guide you through the process. It won't always be easy, but in the end, when you're driving around on the ultimate geekmobile, it'll be worth it.

Inventgeek, via Make