Being a superhero is a tiring job, and it's no fault of Bruce Wayne's that he sometimes gets his booze-chugging, billionaire socialite persona crossed with Batman's as brooding, moral-bound vigilante. It's hard to hide, though, as the famous utility belt, usually heavily gadget-laden, suddenly becomes a row of plastic holsters for six cold ones, all easily accessed right up front. You can help hide Batman's shame by getting one of your own nylon Beer Belt for only $18.

It'll definitely have the crowd gathering around you at parties (for six seconds, at least) and, hey — who knows? — maybe it'll even lead to a revival of the much-maligned fanny pack.

Urban Outfitters, via Uncrate
Drunken Batman illustration from Fake McCoy comics