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BYOB Super Soaker Bottle Shot — grab almost any plastic bottle and fire away
This is a sneaking mission, agent. You've been cleared to take the Super Soaker Bottle Shot pistol with you, though how many enemies you'll be able to get wet depends on what kind of bottle you find. That's right, you'll have to procure your own ammunition on-site. Use whatever you can find: Any plastic screw-top bottle with a capacity of two liters or less should be perfect. Just screw it on there, pump the Bottle Shot, and blast anyone within 20 feet.
And don't worry about losing it, agent. This squirt gun's only $8.
Check out the gallery below to familiarize yourself with your weapon.
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By PAVE_THE_EARTH at 5:15 PM ON 08/25/08
I'm surprised you folks didn't put a 'this will save the environment' spin on this one as well.
By Random Hero at 5:41 PM ON 08/25/08
Why didn't they do this from day one? I guess because every trendy person seems to carry a case of bottled around with them nowadays. Now the rick snooty kids next door can can douse you with Evian.
And a side note on Smart Water, it doesn't seem to be working. People are still paying for over priced bottled water that isn't much better or even exactly the same as tap water.
I do like this new Super Soaker though, so that's a plus. now I can spray my friends with the vast assortment of sweet and sticky sodas that are on the market today. ^_^
By EnOne at 10:18 AM ON 08/26/08
Now I can have a bandoleer or water bottles all Chewbacca style instead of getting wet heading to the nearest water spigot.
By budgethero at 10:39 AM ON 08/26/08
well now, you got your ozark magazine, which is nice. it does what it does. but it can be noisy with it's paper thin plastic. now that's gunnu make sneak attacks difficult. that's why you always want to keep a dasani 20 oz. caliber magazine handy. now it's more expensive by the pack, but it makes up for that in availability in vending machines. plus it's got a more solid construction making sneak shots much easier. now finally, i want to talk about these little aqua pods. now, YEAH, they are kiddy, but i've got one word to counter that, *mobility*. they fit much better in your pocket then a 20oz caliber and are lite. very very help in case of emergency.
next week, water color mixin' to make your own color, thereby makin' sure people know it waz you dun' it.
By J.R. at 6:23 PM ON 08/26/08
Where's the line about getting murdered by police for having a fake gun? Inconsistent.
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