

Alarm clocks are a necessary evil. They're necessary because, well, you need to wake up in time for work, but they're evil because they wake you from a restful slumber with a harsh, horrible noise. There's just got to be a better way to wake up in the morning.
Say hello to the Wake n' Bacon. Simply put a frozen strip of bacon into it when you go to bed. 10 minutes before you're supposed to wake up, it'll start cooking the bacon. The smell will waft out, waking you up to the odor of sweet, sweet hogfat. If you don't wake up, a small alarm will go off. Sure, that's annoying, but at least your bedroom will smell like bacon, right?
By TheSockKnitter at 11:23 PM ON 07/30/08
This is BRILLIANT! Where can we get one??
By Dumb-Idea at 12:36 PM ON 07/31/08
They made a easy bake oven out of wood, not the smartest idea.
By thunsaker at 1:49 AM ON 08/01/08
I can't help but think that Michael Scott of the Office will be picking up one of these.
By Mireya at 12:09 PM ON 08/01/08
It is amusing but,they need to rethking about the materials it's made out of other than that it is a wonderfuly-delicious way to wake up.
By odusanyaka at 10:46 PM ON 08/02/08
they should make one that squeezes fresh oranges, makes my eggs (sunny side up) and a pizza just because pizza rocks. THEN ill be impressed.
By jbanz at 1:02 PM ON 08/05/08
How do I order one? My brother loves bacon & need a gift for him - he's going to be the head usher in my december wedding. Thanks!
By jbanz at 1:03 PM ON 08/05/08
How do I order one? My brother loves bacon & need a gift for him - he's going to be the head usher in my december wedding. Thanks!
By SIIHPAPP at 1:24 PM ON 08/05/08
I'm foing to buy one!
By SIIHPAPP at 1:29 PM ON 08/05/08
I'm foing to buy one!
By berrylishiz at 4:19 PM ON 08/06/08
By Sandyfeet at 1:11 PM ON 08/09/08
Ditto on the brother gift. How can we buy one?
By notme at 3:02 PM ON 08/12/08
Barf!
By Anonymous at 1:12 PM ON 09/11/08
I need to get one of these right away. Where do I buy it?
By MichaelScott at 10:38 AM ON 09/30/08
This is great, I will no longer burn my feet on my George Foreman grill.
By inventer6 at 8:31 AM ON 02/06/09
buy a toaster oven turn it on plug it into one of those timed power cord for heating cars and set your regular alarm clock for 10 min later
By Rockgirl at 7:52 AM ON 02/26/09
They made an OVEN out of WOOD??? And you put it by your BED??? Doesn't seem like a great idea to me... The second alarm needs to be a big squirt of water, intended to put out the FIRE that's now burning at your HEAD!! :()
By KHAT at 8:23 AM ON 02/26/09
Doesn't exactly match my decor. Wouldn't your curtains and carpet absorb the smell? YUK!
By bustmeupsomebacon at 8:37 PM ON 04/20/09
omg! i want this now! how do i buy this???
By john pacheco at 4:00 AM ON 09/09/09
where do i go and order one? my best friend ABSOLUTELY LOVES bacon.. I WANNA BUY ONE PLEASE!!!
By Chuckinator at 5:11 PM ON 12/05/09
it says to only add 1 frozen bacon strip. 1 peice would just be a cruel tease. I'd probably wind up putting a whole package in there!
Chuckinator:
it says to only add 1 frozen bacon strip. 1 peice would just be a cruel tease. I'd probably wind up putting a whole...More »