While I'm all for clever clothing that stands out from the crowd, sometimes some things might be a little too clever for their own good. Take this Venetian blind t-shirt, for example. It has a real string coming out of it, and when you pull said string your shirt comes up, exposing your midriff.

Really? I mean, first of all, why would you want to do that? Second of all, having a string and that raising mechanism in your shirt would probably make it a pain to wash, getting the string all tangled and making your gimmicky top more trouble than its worth. Also, it's kind of dumb looking. But hey, don't let me stop you from getting such an awkward addition to your wardrobe.

Shi Ki Sa I, via Book of Joe