Grills are manly apparatuses, showing how far we've come in our domination over meat and fire. It makes you just want to beat your chest and grunt at the mountaintops, doesn't it? No? Well, perhaps you want a nerdier grill. A much, much nerdier grill.

Grills don't get too much nerdier than the Helios. It has what looks like a satellite dish attached to it! It's not without its purpose, however; that dish picks up solar rays and heats up a coil, allowing you to cook your burgers without creating any nasty pollutants. Sure, it's pretty dorky, but wouldn't you rather be sensible than manly? Actually, on second thought, don't answer that.

Tuvie, via Coolest Gadgets