


Stihl Yard Boss, you've served me well, but it's time for a new weapon to combat these zombie hordes. I think this Mowercycle is a pretty good candidate — it'll turn the living dead in your path into mulch and keep you on the move and away from their clammy, grasping claws.
A few things, though: those unprotected flanks are really worrying, and what if a tire pops? Maybe a plow on the front of the Mowercycle is in order, or some nice scythe-like attachments coming off of the sides. Reinforced tires wouldn't be a bad call either, and they'd help crunch what the mower missed.
Oh, and it's a lot better for the environment than that regular lawnmower you're using to kill zombies. It's like the Deathcoaster for a new, greener generation.
Mowercycle on Flickr, via Inhabitat
By black magic at 7:52 AM ON 10/22/09
Lean, mean killing machine...lol
By bevus at 11:01 PM ON 10/25/09
that's the worst zombie killing weapon I've ever seen. a push mower blade can barely cut through grass, let alone undead hordes.
By Biz at 12:29 AM ON 10/28/09
I completely agree with bevus. It is awesome though.
By yo at 7:40 PM ON 11/03/09
yeah you are definitely gonna die lol
By Boothead at 10:14 PM ON 12/22/09
Yea i agree, that is the worst zombie killing machine ever. you would die instantly on that thing.
By Azzy at 10:45 PM ON 12/23/09
Hmmn, maybe if there were a battery of gas powered mowers surrounding it. And instead of the bike, it was a four wheeler. Oh the possibilities.
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