Why bother with picking up a bottle to pour a drink when you have the Super SideBar, dispensing your choice of five of your favorite libations with the touch of a button? While those bottles are tucked away out of sight under the counter, five separate pumps and hoses transport the liquids to a single faucet mounted topside, offering you five labeled buttons that start the spirits flowing.

With pricing starting at $499, this electro-faucet might be popular with amateur bartenders with their own private planes, yachts or limousines, discreetly pouring out cocktails (or any liquid) on demand and impressing all the other fops in their presence. For us, well, we’re just wondering what so wrong with taking a few swigs straight from the bottle?

Super SideBar, via Unpluggd