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Drown exhaustion in the bathtub with the Klini Sound Wave Chair
Apparently, lying down on a regular old bed or in an easy chair isn't enough for real relaxation. You need to pump up the relaxation! Take it to the max! Be too legit to quit your relaxation! You need the Klini Sound Wave Chair!
The Klini Sound Wave Chair uses sound, vibrations and images projected on the inside of some super-cool wrap around sunglasses to force you into a state of relaxation so deep, you'll wake up ready to punch fatigue in the face. In fact, the makers claim that one hour in their chair is equal to eight hours in some namby-pamby bed. All this for only $3,000? You'd be showing some serious weakness if you didn't hop on board with this.
By Mike Dodd- the inventors son at 1:47 PM ON 06/16/08
I heard that my dad stole the idea for this invention from a friend of his. He also abandoned my mom and brother and I when I was four years old. We have spent our whole lives in confusion and poverty, and he just goes on like every thing is OK now... "oooooo buy my magic chair". Maybe you should, so he can pay all that back child support he's been ducking for all these years... Responsibility? Spirituality? I've tried this stupid chair too. You'd be better off with a walkman and a foot massager. MD
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Mike Dodd- the inventors son:
I heard that my dad stole the idea for this invention from a friend of his. He also abandoned my mom and brother an...More »