Time. We're always fighting against it, trying to squeeze more stuff into not enough minutes, and it causes a lot of stress. But at the end of the day, you can't stop time's never-ending forward march. How depressing! Why not get a clock that'll remind you of your futile struggle against the oppression of time?

That's what this clock is. It features tiny figures pushing weights up a slope, trying to balance the clock on the other side and beat time. Only they never can, just like you. Oh boy, how lovely! Even worse? This depressing timepiece will set you back $450, a figure almost as disheartening as the concept itself. Almost.

Uncommon Goods, via Shiny Shiny