If your daughter has always wanted a horse of her very own to ride and take care of, but you're the type of OCD, animal-hating tyrant who couldn't stand to take care of an animal that defecates and needs constant attention, she's sure to be disappointed by this lousy approximation of equine beauty.

I mean, come on. Are you really going to buy the Ridemaster Pro Simulater, a giant fake horse hooked up to an LCD screen? How fun can that be? The fun of riding a horse comes from interacting with another living thing, not with the basic mechanics of holding some reigns. And from the looks of it, this thing probably costs about as much as a real horse, so it's not like you're saving money here. Just don't do it.

Racewood, via BornRich