Self-conscious about that mini-car you’re driving? Make fun of yourself with this Windup Key, available in either a stationary or moving version as you see here. Hey, this oughta go well with that wind-up lamp, giving you the illusion of energy self-sufficiency both at home and on the road.

The moving key runs on 12-volt power from your car's electrical system. You can even pick your color, or have it all done up in fancy-schmancy chrome. Mini Cooperites, here's a chance to prove your alleged friendliness! Self-deprecation: It’s the funniest humor, and it’ll cost you just $100 for a laugh riot (at your expense) all the way into summer.

WindupKey, via Autoblog