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Elite Forces Utility Comb lets you comb your hair, stab dudes in the face
Sometimes, when it comes down to brass tacks, you just need to be able to stab a guy real good in the gut. But what if you don't have an easily-concealable knife on your person? You won't be able to do any stabbing, that's what!
Luckily, there are sweet doodads like this innocent seeming comb. But what's that in the handle? Oh, just a serrated knife of death, that's what. Yes, it's a Elite Forces Utility Comb, the perfect thing to have on you when you want to look your best and be able to slash at the jugular of anyone who looks at you funny. I'll take 10.
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By Jerad Kaliher at 1:28 AM ON 03/06/08
That title is too much. Good for a few chuckles.
By jessequentin at 9:58 AM ON 03/06/08
Oh, good. Now we won't be able to take combs on airplanes either.
By ghosty191 at 10:13 PM ON 03/15/08
Okay, I can see the razor blade, the saw, the bottle opener, and the knife with a measuring scale, but a cigar ring guage? Is this made in Cuba?
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