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Egg McMuffin machine makes mornings bearable again
If you're a big fan of the Egg McMuffin at McDonalds but are just too cheap to spend $0.99 on one every morning, say hello to your new best friend: the Egg & Muffin Toaster. This bad boy can both toast your muffins and poach two eggs in mere minutes, delivering your favorite breakfast sandwich without requiring you to go to McDonalds for the honor.
It's got four slots for muffins and two for eggs, which means you can make one sandwich for yourself and one for a friend or, if you're a fatty, two sandwiches for yourself. The best part? It's only about $60, which seems like it'd pay for itself in a matter of weeks. Mmm, Egg McMuffins.
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By Anonymous at 5:54 PM ON 03/24/08
where does the Taylor ham go?
By Jaycbird at 8:07 PM ON 03/24/08
Do I slap on the cheese and hope it melts?
>:)
By Dawg at 8:09 PM ON 03/24/08
A fatty?
By C Dresden at 10:12 PM ON 03/24/08
I'm fat. You can say I'm weak for not doing anything about it, and you'd probably be right, but in any event, I don't have a lot of a sense of humor about my own condition. I support freedom of speech, but what kind of market are you writing for here? The term 'fatty' isn't so glib and integral to the story that it had a mission to make it out of your pinhead and onto the page.
By Zehaas at 12:38 AM ON 03/25/08
Dang, let's not be hatin' on the fatties.
By James at 12:43 AM ON 03/25/08
Maybe I like eating two of them, huh?
By L H at 9:15 AM ON 03/25/08
Oh shove it, C Dresden. I clock in at 230 pounds myself, and at least I grew up. It wasn't meant to offend, unless you're a retard (oops! My Freedom of Speech slipped!)
Yeah, I have a condition. I drank a shit-ton of sodas and ate at McDonald's often, but you know what? I stopped. Started eating better two months ago and I've already dropped 25 pounds.
You don't like being fat. So fix it. Some aren't able to, but I wager you're easily able to, except that you spend more time being depressed about your shit than to actually DO anything about it. Quit pretending like you're with the other people that have actual disorders and can't help it. You make me freakin sick!
By Soylent Green at 2:52 PM ON 03/25/08
Fat people are a reserve food source for those who can run faster.
By izz at 5:56 PM ON 03/27/08
fat people are harder to kidnap