Sneakers have become a new hot item to collect, but I don't really get it. I mean, they're shoes, and they're shoes that you take such good care of you never wear them? What's the point? There's only one way a pair of kicks should be seen as that valuable, and that's if they've got a Nintendo crammed inside of them.

Hey! This is what I'm talking about! These shoes have a fully-functional original Nintendo Entertainment System built right in, allowing you to enjoy all of your classic retro gaming favorites right from your foot. Not that you'd ever wear a shoe like this. I mean, there's only one of them, that would just look stupid.

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