The Use-Thing is designed to make the presence of a crowd a little more easier to bear for the horribly anti-social, and we're betting it'll do just that one way or another. Its designer, Guido Mamczur of Germany, intended it to simply block out the sound and sights of those awful people you're forced to coexist with, but we're betting folks will give a wide berth to the crazy ball-headed person walking down the street anyway. Both ways, you're covered.

Then again, if you're a fan of the Mel Brooks Star Wars parody Spaceballs, you'd fit right into the rank and file of Dark Helmet's troopers, what with their bulbous headgear to match your own.

DesignSpotter, via SwissMiss