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Choose Your Own Blogventure: Breast Massaging Robot edition
A. Wei Wang and Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies are only making things worse. Artificial insemination, an arsenal of personal massagers, and now a robot with magic hands? Men are obsolete.
B. Wooo! Boobs 'n 'bots! You must be interested in one of the 360,000 units BUBBY projects will sell in America and Europe alone, at a rate of 1,000 units a day (that's a lot of massaging).
C. Breast health is a serious concern for all women. The BMR is designed around the concept that specific massage techniques can actually improve health, relieve pain associated with surgery and reduce risks that increase with age. Regardless if it works, would you trust a robot with your body instead of a trained human masseuse? Check out the video above and decide for yourself.
By mishele at 7:42 PM ON 02/26/08
Hey, if I can program it to massage my feet as well, I'm totally for it!
By keithldick at 1:42 AM ON 02/27/08
No thanks...
My body is mine and will never be touched by a Cold Hard Machine that is a dream of some strange guy hiding in a cubicle that has nothing better to do than surf the net for discounts on Pocket Protectors and Hanna Montana Tickets...
Long Live The HUMAN!!! Long Live the Human Masseur!!!
Besides, I like engaging in conversation when I'm trying to relax and someone giving me a back rub...
Well, okay if they can make it one day look like Britney Spears and sing me a few songs during the sessions I may go for it...
By Dave at 5:25 PM ON 02/27/08
wow, combine that with the Sybian and us men will be totally replaced. Within a few hours I'd expect.
By Mike the Cabbie at 10:17 AM ON 02/28/08
Oh, sure, it looks all sensuous and/or healthful now; that's what the robots want you to think. But when those robot arms revolt and squeeze the life out of the unfortunate fleshbag trapped in its clutches, don't come crying to me.
By wei.wang at 9:44 PM ON 02/29/08
You can have health,Fuller,Firmer,and more Curvaceous breasts,if massage every day .
man massage your breast for show love.
robot massage it for health and more Curvaceous.
love will be lose then you use your husband
as like as BMR.
By Pete of Hartainia at 11:59 PM ON 02/29/08
dude...I can tell you now...I''m pretty sure American wemon won't go for that, even if you do promise their boobs will look nicer.
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