If you eat a lot of French bread — and I mean a lot of it — then this Robot Coupe Bread Slicer was designed with you in mind. Rather than forcing you to slice the bread into evenly-size pieces by hand, it takes care of all that hard work for you. Simply pop your loaf right in the top, hit a button, and watch as you automagically get a basket full of sliced bread.

I mean, sure, the $2,750 price tag might make it a little tough to justify, but think of the precious seconds you save! If you slice an average of 5 loaves of bread a day and it saves you a minute per loaf, that adds up to, uh, a whole lot of saved time over the course of your lifetime! You can't put a dollar value on that!

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