Being able to play the piano well is an impressive feat, but one that takes years of hard work and practice to do, not to mention a bunch of natural talent. If you're too lazy or just plain too untalented to become a great piano player, at least you can make guests to your home think that you're one without even sitting down at the keys.

Just get yourself one of these super-fancy Seiler Pianos that look unlike any piano you've seen before. I mean, if you're going to stick a gigantic, suspension-supported grand piano in your living room, it's safe to assume that you're a pretty serious player, even if you aren't. Just figure out a way to dodge people trying to get you to show off your "talents" if you do decide to make such a leap. I can't help you there.

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