Life is full of so many difficult tasks, you don't need any extra hardships to deal with at the end of the day. After all, between working all day and being a responsible member of your community and family, what more should you be asked to do? That's why I refuse to use salt and pepper shakers. Too much work! I have too much dignity to be forced to shake small objects so salt and pepper goes on my food!

That's why I'm definitely getting a set of these Movers & Shakers. They're salt and pepper shakers that have pull cords on them; when you give those a tug, they'll shake themselves over your food, taking all that effort out of seasoning your meal. Finally, I can enjoy flavor again!

Product Page, via Oh Gizmo!