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Han Solo desk makes a statement about your skills as a boss
Choosing a desk for your office is important; it sends a message about what kind of person you are to everybody who enters. If you want that message to say "I'm a gigantic nerd!" then you really can't do much better than a desk made to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
I guess one could spin buying this for their office if they wanted to come across as a real hardass of a boss. You know, like "you mess with me, you end up like my former assistant, Han Solo here, and I'll make you into a coffee table." But really, you're the only one who will ever find a replica of a sci-fi movie prop threatening in any way, but if that helps you justify something that you really want, more power to you.
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By Wildy at 8:43 PM ON 02/25/08
Of course it's not gonna be threatening in that bright light. Kills the mood. If you want to make it work you gotta tone the light down. Get some ominous music going in the background. and of course, Wear a darth vader outfit. Then you'll get some respect.
By Wildy at 8:46 PM ON 02/25/08
Also, kill the first person that crosses you.
By colliertng at 3:04 AM ON 02/28/08
Love The Desk! Sends Shivers Up My Spine! LOL!
By Vargr Wildblood at 4:38 AM ON 02/28/08
That is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME, by far the COOLEST thing I've ever seen Furniture wise anyway
By shrugger at 6:40 AM ON 02/28/08
Why don't I have the money for this?
Why don't I have the space for this?
Why am I such a Star Wars Geek?
Why are there no answers for these questions?
LOL!
By Gerg at 8:05 AM ON 02/28/08
I imagine that hearing this "Sir, you have another unscheduled appointment... and he's holding another thermal detonator!" would get old soon.
By marmotsgrl at 8:26 AM ON 02/28/08
That is just AWESOME!
"That is the previous office manager. He didn't bring my coffee with cream and sugar! I always have my coffee with cream and sugar!"
By Reality at 8:36 AM ON 02/28/08
Help them Obi-wan Kenobi. You're their only hope.
By DarrylPS at 8:44 AM ON 02/28/08
You have got to be kidding me!!!!!
By jimdbrow at 9:35 AM ON 02/28/08
I have a bad feeling about this!
By AncientMace at 9:43 AM ON 02/28/08
May the force be with you!!
By Jimbo at 9:53 AM ON 02/28/08
It's cool and all but it'd be nicer if the fingers were part of a massage unit.
By Mr Wonderful at 10:09 AM ON 02/28/08
It commands instant respect I like it. I can just imagine telling someone they are next for the carbonite treatment
By ChadV at 10:11 AM ON 02/28/08
My name is Chad. This is my desk... or at least it will be when I'm the day shift manager...
By terrible todd at 10:57 AM ON 02/28/08
I've made a deal that will keep the Empire out of my office forever!!!
By Hairytroll at 11:24 AM ON 02/28/08
If you think this is bad you should see the paper shredder that goes with it.
By Hygena at 12:10 PM ON 02/28/08
I LOVE THIS! Where can I get one? When my Husband comes to tell me 'I loves you' I can lean over my Han Solo desk and say 'I know' :)
By L33Tg33k at 1:10 PM ON 02/28/08
OMFG HOW SWEET! Now all you need is the Emporer's chair from the Death Star and no one will mess with you! LMAO!
By GerardManley at 2:52 PM ON 02/28/08
Sign me up! My excuse: hey, man there isn't any room in the budget for DESKS! We got to use what we got. Plus, it'll make a nice addition to my current Star Wars office collection: desk, Han Solo; boss, Darth Vadar.
By Mickyfig at 4:38 PM ON 02/28/08
The only way this could be better is that if it were Princess Leia under the glass in her slave outfit! Not frozen of course!
By WinterElm at 5:11 PM ON 02/28/08
"Hairytroll wrote at 11:24 AM ON 02/28/08"
"If you think this is bad you should see the paper shredder that goes with it."
Um you mean the new Shredder that is a replica of the Sarlac pit??
By FunkyProphet at 7:19 PM ON 02/28/08
I love it...
...wife hates it
...thinking of divorce
By ADMIRAL SACKBAR at 8:52 PM ON 02/28/08
Great addition to the office but would be great if it floated?
By lightsaber2u at 10:12 PM ON 02/28/08
"Turn around, you Wookie! Ahhh, they've encased him in Carbonite"
"your over-confidence is your weakness"
"your faith in your friends is YOURS"
By freshgatorboy305 at 12:04 AM ON 02/29/08
OMG!!! It's no desk...it's a freak'n PLAYSTATION!!! And Jedi are NOT to fall in LOVE?
By John D. at 11:48 AM ON 02/29/08
Awesome. Makes me wish I had a desk job!
By DanielFreak at 2:37 PM ON 02/29/08
Ok, I'm a Star Wars fan, but that's just creepy.
By maxwarp at 5:04 PM ON 02/29/08
The good thing is, no space for piles of work.
By sin at 11:42 PM ON 02/29/08
omg!
that
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so
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Sr Edgardo at 3:07 AM ON 03/02/08
JUVENILE
By Toby Boyd at 5:47 AM ON 03/02/08
"I know!"
By Propecia at 9:32 AM ON 08/19/08
LOL holy crap, that's freakin awesome!!
although i'd be the type of boss to wear a vader helmet when calling people in to fire them. "apology accepted, captain needa!"