In what can only be a hint from the time traveler Doctor Who, the Glitter Gun has appeared on store shelves. It'll fire six fearsome shots of glitter from each cartridge like bursts of confetti — though be ready to modify it to fire gold dust in the event of an invasion. Just aim right at a Cyberman's chest-mounted breathing apparatus and pull the trigger.

The Glitter Gun sells for $8. That gets you the gun and three cartridges. For that price, you could buy one for every pocket, just in case.