It's not clear what kind of voodoo is working here, but somehow this Dual Pizza Oven can take your dinner from a pile of dough, cheese and toppings to a steaming, crispy pizza in 90 seconds flat. Not only that, but it can do that magic on two 12-inch pizzas simultaneously. We expect frozen pizzas to take a bit longer, but even so, this is the fastest pizza cooking we've seen this side of a microwave, and who would want to destroy a pizza with that food-ruining contraption, anyway?

This oven works by combining 1440-watt coil heating elements with ceramic pizza stones that distribute that heat evenly. The missing number here is the amount of time it takes to cook a frozen pizza, a wildly popular culinary feast that's gone from inedible to mediocre in the past few years. Sure, that 90-second cooking time is impressive, but if you're making your own fresh pizza from scratch, that time savings might be offset. Still, the lure of a 90-second meal is powerful, even if Hammacher is asking $249.95 for the thing.

Via Hammacher Schlemmer