Are you constantly at war with time? Is keeping to a schedule for you not unlike a neverending struggle between mythical beasts, forever locked in combat over the passing moments? We have just the timepiece for your violent metaphors — the Medieval Dragon Hourglass. Now, next time you cook some eggs, you can imagine that the pair or bronze-finished dragons are temporarily quenching "their fiery differences" just to keep time for you. The sand may only mark three minutes, but your nerdiness will last all eternity. So worth it for $85, no?

Via Smithsonian Store