You've tried hiring a hitman, slipping the divorce papers in the newspaper and hell, even turning the family Roomba into a dangerous weapon, but that loved one of yours still can't get the hint. All questions should be answered once he or she is woken to a nice, gun-shaped breakfast in bed.
These molds from Urban Trends come in a variety of shapes including the "over-Uzi" mold and a classic revolver. If leaving a fried gun egg on a loved ones plate is a bit over the top, then combine this with some Mickey Mouse pancakes and strawberry syrup for a little more cynical and comedic breakfast. Each gun egg fryer is constructed out of stainless steel, so you may want to avoid using it on the nice, Teflon pan, unless you really want to get violent with a loved one. Teflon is serious business.
Gun Egg Fryers, via BoingBoing
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By Albear at 11:35 AM ON 01/15/08
Very nice love teh Robo cop gun (bottom right)
By Dan at 3:34 PM ON 01/18/08
You're a real genius. That's just a pistol with a silencer.
By fenderflip at 5:29 PM ON 01/18/08
Nert.
By Ricko at 6:02 PM ON 01/18/08
@DAN...
You moron.....
1) suppressors are attached TO THE END OF THE FIREARM, they don't consume any length of the barrel
2) they are not so bulky
3) it's Robocop's gun, nuff said
By tard at 6:12 PM ON 01/18/08
you are all morons. those are eggs.
By shant at 6:48 PM ON 01/18/08
this guy above me is a total genius, no joke
By jojo at 12:02 AM ON 01/19/08
While sitting in my tree under the firehouse i realize that i am but a rug on the floor of a cloud, always dreaming while eating and sleeping while swimming. Somehow it all seems unreal, like jellyfish at taco bell. Just my 2 cents!!
By Crius at 10:21 AM ON 01/19/08
It's not a robocop gun.
Its an Israeli Desert Eagle
Look it up
By Anonymous at 11:17 PM ON 01/19/08
Fucking spider experts- considering that I'm sure the most any of you have seen of any firearm is between the covers of a comic book STFU. Who cares if it's Robocop's sidearm, a Desert Eagle, or some other depiction of nerd compensation for phallic shortcoming- it's just a cool way to cook eggs. Period.
By thanks anonymous at 12:38 AM ON 01/20/08
dear anonymous,
although you did ruin the whole me laughing at people who argue over thew shaped of eggs, i am glad you were able to stuff them and bring the chatter back to cool way to eat eggs. Thank you Anonymous
By ANONYMOUS at 1:24 AM ON 01/20/08
last 2 posts are the same person
By ian at 3:45 AM ON 01/20/08
its a magsec from perfect dark
By Tina at 8:24 AM ON 01/20/08
So where can I buy these? My BF is a gun fanatic and I think these would be so much fun!
By hugh furnley whatsisface at 4:19 PM ON 01/20/08
actually when you say "its a good way to cook eggs... period" thats what eggs are... chicken period
By heimdallofasgard at 10:25 PM ON 01/20/08
haha... who knew people could get so angry about eggs? hahaha... how do you like your eggs in the morning? "with a dose of people trying to tell me EXACTLY what it looks like..." It'S IN THE SHAPE OF A GUN!... No that's blatently a fish... or is it an elephant?
it's an egg... jesus
By moretina at 10:54 PM ON 01/21/08
you know, it is pretty funny arguing about which gun their supposed to represent and jojo your just disturbing or really high.....and i dont mean in the tree your sitting in!
By Yaria at 9:06 AM ON 03/03/08
Fighting on the internet is like being in the special Olympics; whether you win or lose, you're still retarded.
By Anonymous at 3:08 AM ON 08/08/08
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By WallyButler.biz at 3:12 AM ON 08/08/08
I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE... I LOVE FRIED EGGS TO GO WITH MY LIQUID VITANINS! FROM http://wallybutler.com