Well, another year is in the books and after a night of drinking has been recovered from, it's time to look at that list of New Years resolutions that you are already regretting. The most popular resolution is always losing weight, and this talking pedometer will help achieve that goal. Additionally it will help accomplish some other New Years resolution you may not remember making — those being a dirty consumer spending money on worthless products (check), and annoying everyone at the gym or park (check).

The clip-on pedometer includes a speaker and will audibly announce information such as distance traveled, calories burned, elapsed time and more. Call me cynical, and I'm glad you are looking to improve your health, but please stop doing it at the expense of the others. At least the Nike + iPod kit announced the information in your earbuds and not for the world to know.

Talking Pedometer, via bookofjoe