Softbank just released a brand new batch of cell phones with a special treat included designed to start your child off making calls and texting straight from the cradle. The SoftBank 820T also known as the KodoMobile (child phone) comes in flower pink, snow white and jet blue with a very FisherPrice-toy-style strap hanging from the bottom of the unit.

Included in the phone you'll find GPS technology (when you need to locate your bar hopping toddler), a crime prevention light and a fully functional camera. Scheduled to go on sale in Japan in February, you can thank the tech gods that there are no plans (yet!) to release this innocence robbing device in the United States.

Via Softbank