

Sure, you could get a boring old clock that just tells the time, but then you'd be just like every other sucker who views time as an unchangeable part of life not worth investing any, well, time in. You don't want to be like that, do you? Of course you don't!
That's why someone as sophisticated as yourself has got to appreciate these steampunk clocks that were handmade by Roger Wood. They all look like some sort of crazy turn-of-the-century apparatust, ready to shoot sparks all over you if it runs into any problems. I love them.
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