Apparently, the market for luxury goods that outright announce how rich you are has gotten so out of hand that people feel the need to bring bling into the bathroom. First we saw gold pills that would literally make your poop sparkle like it was more valuable than, well, poop. And now? Now we have the $75,000 blingy toilet.

Yes, this fancy toilet has 50,000 Swarovski crystals lovingly hand-set all over it, making you feel like you're literally sitting on a throne while you sit on the throne. It's absolutely ridiculous, and while I can't imagine anyone ever taking this thing seriously and dropping $75,000 on it, I'm sorry to say that someone already has. Somebody stop the planet, I want to get off.

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