Feeling like a pig after eating too many holiday cookies at the office party the other day? Then step on the Animal Scale and see if you're really as heavy as a hog, or any of a bunch of other animals for that matter. The readout starts with a baby rabbit and ends with a bear, presumably because anything heavier than a bear would crush the scale. On the downside, it's probably hard to figure out your BMI accurately when all your scale shows is a picture of a duck. On the up side, this is one time when being a pig is actually a pretty good thing.

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