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Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife: 85 tools, 110 uses, 100% bonkers

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We've all heard about shopping for the friend who has everything. I imagine that person has one of these Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knives because, well... just look at it.

What you see is one absurdly stuffed Swiss Army Knife: over two pounds in weight and nearly nine inches across, it has 85 different tools and 110 ways to use 'em. You've got your Phillips and flat head screwdrivers, saws, scissors, rulers, universal wrench, laser pointer, cigar cutter, compass, can opener, golf club face cleaner, tire tread gauge and a whole lot more. And, as always, a toothpick. Whew!

A Giant Swiss Army Knife will set you back $800 or more, depending where you shop. Here's a 111th use for your monsterous slab of a knife, Wenger: a table.

Swiss Army Knife Shop, via Think Geek, via Uberreview

 
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master cutler:
thats a small one...there is a pen knife in Sheffield that works as a calender it has 2009 blades on it...the add a...More »


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By Jimicunome at 10:44 PM ON 12/17/08

I want one. SO BAD!!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!

By Gangsta at 11:21 AM ON 01/08/09

This swiss army knive is off da hooooooook gs i better pimp out some gs to raise enough dough for dis ting y0

By drtd at 7:45 PM ON 02/04/09

OMG This is HUGDE

By Anonymous at 2:45 PM ON 07/31/09

how can i get that in free??is that possible

By master cutler at 7:14 PM ON 12/14/09

thats a small one...there is a pen knife in Sheffield that works as a calender it has 2009 blades on it...the add a new blade every year


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