Don't deny it, you are probably munching on a donut right now, getting crumbs all over the place. The previous task of just wiping the crumbs onto the floor just won't work, especially when there is a completely ridiculous and quirky USB-powered gadget that can do it for you.

This USB vacuum is essentially that. A fully functional vacuum cleaner that has the look and feel like something used back in a 70s television sitcom. Don't expect to do all of your spring cleaning with this baby, the included 45-inch cord would allow it to happen, but the extremely tiny dust trap wouldn't be very convenient. It is available for $20 and you should go ahead and pick up a USB hub while you are at it for all of this USB junk taking over your cubicle. — Travis Hudson

USB Desk Vacuum, via Ubergizmo