Do you drink so much that you often forget where you placed your beer due to extreme intoxication? Well, you've got a problem. You have a couple of options, as I see it: solve that problem by getting some help and cleaning yourself up, or get a wacky gadget to help you find your beer. I'm no social worker, so I'll just go ahead and suggest the latter option.

This remote control beverage pager is a fancy beer koozie that has a remote control. When you hit the remote, it belches, letting you know where your beer has wandered off to. The shower! I don't remember drinking in the shower! Now where did my pants go off to? — Adam Frucci

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