Remember those plasma globes, the awesome balls of energy that could entertain your simple brain for hours when you were a kid? Well, you might feel like you're too old to have on in your apartment, and you might be right about that. But there are ways to get around that pesky little thing called dignity.

This Plasma Globe Night Light is small enough to keep hidden when family members, dates, or parole officers stop by, but easy enough to hook up that you'll never be without the soothing display of its electronic beams. It's like a blast from the past, but now, in the present. Or something.

Think Geek, via Uberreview