If you're looking to intimidate the crap out of anyone who comes into your house while also being able to listen to music and movies at ear-shattering volumes, nothing does the trick like a set of humungous, ridiculous speakers. Speakers such as these Sphäron Excaliburs, which are probably the craziest speakers we've ever seen.

Standing over 7.5 feet tall, weighing 1,364 pounds, and featuring huge gramophone-style shaping, they certainly cut a distinctive figure. And with four 15-inch woofers on board, they're sure to pump out sound loud enough to kill any small animals or children who happen to be unfortunate enough to be nearby. What more are you asking for when you plan to spend $380,700 on speakers?

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