Sick of losing at paintball? Time to take some serious initiative — it's humiliating to keep losing again and again and again, after all. You need some better firepower.

The Paintball Panzer might seem like cheating, but just think of it as leveling the playing field with whatever means are available. In this case, that happens to be a fully armored vehicle with a 24-inch gun that unleashes fury at the rate of 15 paintballs a second. Your enemies will quake with fear when they hear you coming, and you'll finally feel like the big winner that you always knew you were deep down. It'll only cost you $18,000 to get there. — Adam Frucci

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