If you want to be scared awake by a big, talking robot head rather than just jolted awake by a buzzer or the radio like usual, Mr. Clock Radio is for you. This sassy bot head sits atop a clock, just waiting for the designated time to come to life and rouse you from your slumbers.

He's got 30 different programmable voices, from a soothing voice to wake you up gently to a shouting drill sergeant if you really hate yourself, or, if you feel like just wasting your money on a big robotic head you'll never use, you can have it play CDs or MP3s as well. It's sure to make your bedroom look extra-cool, as nothing says hip and together like a gimmicky, robot-themed alarm clock. What are you waiting for?! — Adam Frucci

SkyMall, via Random Good Stuff