Motorola's unleashing a fancy, fancy version of its new RAZR2, covered in gold and a snake-like leathery skin on the back. Yes, real gold! No one will call you a failure ever again, because you have real gold on your phone! In addition, you get a watch-like analog clock on the front, as nothing says luxury like an analog clock.

Oh, and you also get, you know, phone-related features, like auto-adjusting volume controls for when you're in a noisy area and a quad-band connection. Like it's pauperesque little brother, it has a 2-megapixel digital camera, Bluetooth, a music player. It's got a respectable 2GB of onboard memory for storing songs and videos, as well. Look for it to drop later this year in "select regions" for an "expensive price." — Adam Frucci

Via Motorola