In the world of heavyweight boxing, rivalries run deep. They don't end in the ring, my friends. No, they last a lifetime. That's the only explanation behind Evander Holyfield's bombshell that he's releasing a new grill to rival George Foreman's super-popular Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine.

Despite the fact that Holyfield beat Foreman for the World Heavyweight Championship, he still has it in for his former opponent. He's unleashing the "Evander Holyfield Real Deal Grill" upon an unsuspecting populace, costing $99 and having similar health benefits to Foreman's grill. Isn't it nice that these two former brutes now resolve their differences no in the ring wearing shorts, but in the kitchen wearing aprons? If only more rivalries were fought in this manner, the world would be a better place. — Adam Frucci

MSNBC, via CrunchGear