I think we can safely say that the recent barrage of USB crap has gone too far, which has been made apparent by this cellphone holding and ring-detecting ferris wheel. We've seen items like this in the past, but a ferris wheel is just downright ridiculous.

The ferris wheel is juiced by the friendly electrons flowing through your USB ports. It has a stand that can hold any cellphone. Switch the phone to silent and wait for the calls to come rolling in. Upon detecting the cell signals the ferris wheel will be spinning and playing a jingle, alerting you and everyone around you of your important incoming phone call. Very fortunately, it include a mute button. It is available for $27 and click the link below for a video of the monstrosity in action. — Travis Hudson

USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand, via Red Ferret